What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.