What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.