Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.