Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.