Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.