Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.