Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.