Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)