What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank