What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!