What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.