What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...