What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.