What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.