What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.