What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.