Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!