How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.