Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!