How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "