How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.