How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."