Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!