What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."