Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
He's never Reddit.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Cantaloupe
