Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe