What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe