What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.