What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."