How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.