How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.