Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.