Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!