Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)