What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.