Syria Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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A map.

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Scanned-in-avia

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

What kind of body do you want to have?

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