Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War