Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War