Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.