Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.