What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..