What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne