What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.