Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

yea-mon

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Time to buy a new chair.

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Because he felt like bacon. :P

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This place is totally radical!

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Dey both sinna, mon!

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."