Jamaican Jokes

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Dr. Pokemon.

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

He parks his car, man.

A Pastafarian.

A gingerbreadmon.

A pastafarian.

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

To get stoned

Dey both sinna, mon!

Rasta Pasta.

Rastafriedrice

They roll their J's.

Cool Runnings*

Because they're jerks.

Benjammin Moore mon

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

You a cinnamon.

Snowoman no cry.

Jamaican me crazy!!

I love the pokey, mon.

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Because it had Lemon-Aids

A Spaghetto.

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Because he wanted to get baked.

Dey both sinna, mon!

I love the pokey, mon.

Jamaican Jokes

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

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