Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."