What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.