How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.