How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay