What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...