What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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A little suspect

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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They both wont be investigated very closely.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!