Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.