What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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Moo many...

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He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken