What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Decom-pose.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.