Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...