Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's