What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.