What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.