What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!