What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.