Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."