Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.