Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Because they are a-door-able.
One with everything.
Little Caesars
Slip not.
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Noodle soup.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.