What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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it had a javelin through it's head.

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Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.