How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.