Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.