Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey