Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.