Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.