Whats the difference between a priest a...

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect