What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo