What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!