Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.