Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.