What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..