What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !