What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !