What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth