What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!