What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.