What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.