What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !