Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.