Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What does it do?

It would block.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming