What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"