What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.