When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !