When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!